It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
ugh... I can't wait for campus to get back. Then everyone will have other things to try to have sex with besides me.
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Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
i came home to her naked eating chilli on the living room floor. Stop giving her jager.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
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it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
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