Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
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Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
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