Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm thankful I didn't get drunk and shit my pants this year. 🦃
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
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