So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Randomize
