i jhust puked up my retainher.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I just smoked weed with my physics professor. Tell me how my life is this.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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