I'm at a Mexican Walmart. Wish you were here.
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
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His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
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