She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
So, apparently, "i expected your penis to be bigger" isn't good pillow talk.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
Just mindlessly walked into the mens bathroom. My vagina has now become its own independent being, looking for penises. I'm just along for the ride.
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
My roommate wasn't home and I was too drunk and tired so I peed in the trash can. Twice.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
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