problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
She was asian and in a relationship... my two weaknesses
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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You layed on my kitchen floor with a pile of m&ms at your crotch, said "your lightbulb don't match, is that one new?"
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
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You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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