Well apparently he's into motor boating.
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
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