Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
mom took my condoms, found one in the trash the next day
I know she was great
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
pretty sure I just motor boated my professor at the drag show
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Shut up. It sucks being the ugly friend, I would know, but someones gotta play the role
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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