Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
You finger a girl once and she thinks she loves you. I'm going back to boys. Lesbians are needy.
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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