haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I would give up sex for lent, but I think Jesus would understand that I went too long without it to go back now.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
Randomize
