wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
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hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
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Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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