he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
gotta love it when a reminder comes up on your phone and u think u forgot about a meeting or something then u read it and its only to remind me to go to the titty bar at 3
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I've thrown up in front of nearly every customer we've had today.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I love you. Go after that dick
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
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