I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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