: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Your grammar in that last text message was so awful.. My vagina wants to go crawl in a hole, and never speak to you again.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
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