Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
Even my vagina gasped.
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All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
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LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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