And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
I just tried to sell my homemade "lightning bolt stencil for pubes" on Etsy.
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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