I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
you traded sex for a burrito?
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
he wouldn't lick chocolate syrup off of me because he's vegan. most awkward shower ever.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
1) I'm a decent drunk texter. 2) My world is spinning. 3) I'll give you a dollar and a hug for a glass of water. 4) I love you. 5) Example: your penatrive ways are overwhelming my alternative lyfestyle. 6) That is all.
7) Noodle arms: engage
The example was me just using big words while hammered. You're welcome. Ambidextrious. I spelled it right.
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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