I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
I'm in that akward stage between jailbait and cougar
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
I woke up this morning and the search history on my phone says: "What is this castle in front of my house?"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I ACCIDENTALLY HOOKED UP WITH A GUY WHO HAS A NICHOLAS CAGE POSTER ABOVE HIS BED I CANT HANDLE LIFE.
The universe is either telling you 1. you make terrible decisions or 2. its time to let go of your hatred of Cage.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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