honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
all her text said was "asdfhdaufhudshfuds" and i knew that meant come over
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I may or may not be taking a bath listening to the Phantom of the Opera. This lovely moment brought to you by xanax.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Randomize
