Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I'm not a home wrecker but if one more married man with a yacht asks me to go scuba diving I'm NOT saying no
Had mirculous sex while watching miracle. Until she got mad that I kept quoting the movie. Not my fault I'm a good multi-tasker
Do you believe in miracles?
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
Randomize
