Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
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I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
So I have been told that I licked your eyebrows last night
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
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