Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
His dick was as big as my arm. Giving him a handjob was like giving someone an Indian sunburn.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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