he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
Aka reading hardcore gay robot porn as a steady trickle of elementary schoolers walk by me every so often and im still in uniform as there councilor
Who is also still dressed up as a pirate
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
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