how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
While I was giving him head he told me he had to go door to door the next day and "spread the word of Jesus Christ" I felt like a Disney villain out to steal his virtue.
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