so my bro's bff came over...we had an awkward "yeah we fucked and can fuck later, but let's just pretend it didn't happen in front of the family" hug.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
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was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
Well... When your girlfriend fucks your sister, the 2 week courtesy window goes out the door.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
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I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I was christened with Fireball shots by some guy at the bar. I'm practically Jesus now.
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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