Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No, listening to the fray and drinking a bottle of jack daniels does not count as counseling
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
Put an egg in my coffee filter this morning. I think I am still drunk.
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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