let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
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I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
Apparently we stole a dog last night. I woke up and it was just staring at me. But we fed it left over KFC for breakfast so it's cool.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
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He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
DRUNK COOKIES
Are you drunk or are the cookies drunk or are these cookies that get you drunk?
Yes
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