What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
I was trying to be an adult about it and simply deal with the situation, but a bowl seemed much more comforting.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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