I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude..her orgasm sent her into a seizure...theres no joke here. It happened.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Considering that your "hello" was replaced with "Fuck yo couch," I'm not surprised that you have a black eye.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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