This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
So it turns out rose was the bear hunting girl. Fuck my life
None of those words made sense together.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
showering high made me realize that i should seriously reconsider my career path... id be a damn good hair shampooer & head massager
That's good. So do you know why there is a giant pile of old tires in the laundry room and kitchen?
Well we knew you needed some tires, found someone on the way home who was giving them away and took them all. Has to be 4 in there you can use.
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