yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Someone is gonna learn how to start an IV in the morning
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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