I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
I can feel my ovaries exploding thinking about them.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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