It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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