i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
If you stick your dick in my spaghetti, we're fighting.
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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