Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
My shoe was in my mailbox this morning. I can't stay sober today.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
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