Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
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we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
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Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
She just cut the six pack plastic up and screamed "save the dolphins"..she also threw away cans of tuna. I like this girl.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Let's drink tonight I promise I'll make it out of the house
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
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