omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
It feels like I'm breathing out my heart and it spreads through my limbs to my fingertips.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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