That's what you get for not wearing a bra and jumping on a trampoline
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
They ran out of ice at the party, so I fixed my drink with frozen broccoli....the show must go on!
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
I just rode a horse than walked onto my property in boarshorts, flip flops, and holding a 40. What do I win?
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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