just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
She said "You blew my mind last night." and I said "nah, I just blew my load." and her mom heard.
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good thing vaginas are great cup holders
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
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Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
Seriously? A BAR is SPONSORING my 21... What did you do for your 21 again??
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
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