i passed out on the floor in my hallway and woke up with my dog licking himself 2 inches from my face. my first reaction? envy
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
You need to somehow incorporate the phrase "these hoes ain't loyal" into your best man speech.
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