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(989): View more from Michigan

return my video game

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(503): View more from Oregon

she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!

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(805): View more from California

Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.

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(631): View more from New York

the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'

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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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(513): View more from Ohio

You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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(708): View more from Illinois

Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.

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(606): View more from Kentucky

Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.

(606): View more from Kentucky

Cheese only

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(281): View more from Texas

Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.

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