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• (518): View more from New York

  Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm

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• (208): View more from Idaho

  I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  I just found puke in my bra..

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again

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• (508): View more from Massachusetts

  I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes

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• (812): View more from Indiana

  well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.

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• (818): View more from California

  You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.

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  Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.

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• (503): View more from Oregon

  She wants to have naked weekends

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  They call that free range vagina in France

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• (479): View more from Arkansas

  Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.

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• (573): View more from Missouri

  Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it

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• (570): View more from Pennsylvania

  we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking

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• (510): View more from California

  Can I drink yet?

  (206): View more from Washington

  It's Monday morning.

  (510): View more from California

  Your point?

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?

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• (215): View more from Pennsylvania

  Bring me pizza. I'll trade you your underwear you left here for 2 slices.

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