return my video game
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
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Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.