I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
He just walked in the house and decided to wake everyone up by yelling "I SHIT MYSELF!" We all thought he was joking....we were all wrong.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
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