why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I plan on using my big titties for evil tonight.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Randomize
