Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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