White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
I'm doing laundry in pjs and heels, home alone with my margarita bucket.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
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LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
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Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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