he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
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Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
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if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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