I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
I don't know the quality of the hand jobs you've received in the past but it CLEARLY was not one from me
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.
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