My ass is singing 4 different tunes right about now... Taco Bell was a bad idea!
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I just forgot I was standing up.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
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