You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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