but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
She went home with him because he works at Jimmy John's and his car "smelled like meat"
You can't find true love with Budweiser and a futon
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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