everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
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I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
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I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
The whole time you were apparently enduring your pukescapades, I was singing very loudly in the car to Beyonce on my way to get a post-coitus Diet Coke.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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