i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
MASS TEXT: who ever dared Todd to suck on the Clorox wipes last night.. good goin jackass. you can come visit him, hes in room 266, AFTER hes done getting his stomach pumped.
HE DARED ME TO DARE HIM... DONT PUT THAT ON ME.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
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