just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
She was so drunk yelling at me in my driveway to fuck her. It was the ghetto version of Romeo and Juliet.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
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She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
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We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
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