we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I'm playing the sound guy on a porno set
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
we've coined the Sunday morning ritual of taking out our puke-filled trash cans as The Trash Of Shame
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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