Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
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Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
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(540): I ran 10 miles and then took a dump behind a rock. What the fuck have you done with a hangover that's comparable?
I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
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