i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
FYI telling a guy that you're glad his dick isn't big after giving him a bj, is NOT a compliment.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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